I’m really excited to get your email. I just love mail that doesn’t ask for money.
Of course, there are some types of emails I’d rather not get.
-I’m married… for a long, long time, so love letters aren’t received well by my other half. If it’s a ‘you’re in love with my book‘ letter though, please send it on through.
-I’d rather not have pictures of unclothed southern regions. Should I get said photos… they will be posted on social media with a link directly to you! Yay, because after all, you seem to be friendly, and proud, I’d like to let everyone know.
-Inheritances… I know I pretend to be a Princess or even a really bossy, foul-mouthed Queen but trust me, I don’t know your Saharan Prince of an Uncle who’d like to mail me a check for 1.7 million dollars so that I can send you back half. Nope.
-Hate mail… I’m always up for some constructive criticism. But, if you are riding over on your perfect parent, writer, biblical horse then turn that thing around because I have no feelings.
If you pass the above requests of what not to do, then we can get started.
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